nerdjpg:

perks-of-being-chinese:

why does rainbow road exist

to separate the weak from the strong

(via spoopy-aphnorwegia)

spoopy-aphnorwegia:

why is it 11 why cant it be 8 so i can get some decent fucking sleep for once in my goddamn life

jaclcfrost:

why try to have a conversation using the tumblr messaging system when you can just write a message, put it in a bottle, and toss it in the fucking ocean where it’s more likely to find its way to the person

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postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit, via aph-nyoitaly)

ask-2-p-canada:

What brings you ‘round these parts?

iamshadowthehedgehog:

yifferpines:

I told my best friend I could recite an entire episode of Spongebob from memory and I did

holy shit

(via spoopy-aphnorwegia)

footballgermany:

footballgermany:

I’m a little scared. Should I be scared? Why are you talking like that?

MERCY! MERCY! MERCY! I know people that talk like you! Look! I cAn TaLk LiKe YoU tOo. MeRcyYyYyY!!!

scottishshortbread:

kmykmykmy:

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

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(Source: kimberleymeeganjane, via aph-furansu)